Dad Quote by Lia Peele Download Open image ““I hope he’s better at fucking than he is at being a dad”” — Lia Peele ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dad Hope
“Well, he's handsome and rich and you're living in his house, borrowing his boat. You're his— He's your—" he still couldn't say it. Saying… — Camlia Waite Copy Share Image
“By today’s standards, my dad wouldn’t be considered the greatest dad, and I’m sure his dad wouldn’t be considered the greatest dad either. I’m… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“For every guy who loves being a dad, there’s another who realizes too late that he’s created something his wife loves more than him.” — Mark R. Brand Copy Share Image
“Being strong or pretending to be, even when he is not, for the family looks up to him, is a father all about.” — Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma Copy Share Image
“I also want you to know that a father isn't someone who helps produce a child. It's the person who loves that child and… — R.D. Cole Copy Share Image
“There is nothing wrong in finding the shortcomings of your father, if you want to be a better father for your son!” — Fahad Basheer Copy Share Image
“Grandparents are convinced they’re better parents than their own kids, whose lives they’ve already fucked up.” — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
“Do not try to be your father boy, it is a hopeless pursuit, particularly when you, like I, have a father of such colossal… — A. H. Septimius Copy Share Image
“I am far from a perfect dad. And I always will be. But I’m a damn good dad, and my son will always feel bigger than anything life can throw at him. Why? Because I get it. I get the power a dad has in a child’s life, and in a child’s level of self-belief. I get that everything I… — Dan Pearce Copy Share
“Being a dad is about more than the good and the bad, it's also about taking the time to treasure what you have and… — Brooke and Keith Desserich Copy Share Image
“I asked him what it was like to have a dad. He said he didn't think it mattered who you had as long as… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“Life pushes on, but I’ve lost momentum and observe rather than participate” — Lia Peele Copy Share Image
“Save you? I want to strangle you. Spend less on booze and more on what matters” — Lia Peele Copy Share Image
“You like sucking me off, don’t you? This big cock gives you everything you need, doesn’t it, sweetheart” — Lia Peele Copy Share Image
“Last night I couldn’t sleep for thinking about it, but does age matter when you love somebody” — Lia Peele Copy Share Image
“Isn’t it written into the Parent Charter that they don’t have to approve of everything I do” — Lia Peele Copy Share Image
“Attempting a sound effect my diaphragm isn’t built for is not a good idea” — Lia Peele Copy Share Image
“It’s good to know he’d prefer his cock in my mouth than a cigarette in his” — Lia Peele Copy Share Image
Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
As a family, we all loved the Flyers. To me, rooting for the Flyers were how I bonded with my dad especially. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad. — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
Here I am, 11 years old, and these grown men have to give it everything they have to beat me. In one part of… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
I always remember what my dad told me when I decided to turn into an actor. He was emphatic that whatever I do, I… — Karthi Copy Share Image
My mom and dad had the relationship that I want, and they were teammates. They were always equal 50/50. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions-… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's something he used to say when he was happy. It could be a very, very simple day. We might be sitting out on… — Jennifer Grant Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image
