“AMBER, today is the day when baby dragons will rise up and rule the earth! Wait, no, that's not right. Today is the day that orange juice was invented. Wait, nope, hold on... Ummm... Merry Christmas? No. Happy Easter? Pft, nope. Happy Groundhogs Day? Wait that can't be right... OH I KNOW!!!! HAPPY MY FOOT FELL ASLEEP SO I CANT WALK TO THE BATHROOM EVEN THOUGH I REALLY HAVE TO PEE DAY!!! Wait, just kidding. Happy birthday. *suspiciously looks around* that's what it is right? :)”
