Death Quote by Lauren Willig

“Is it my imagination, or are your admirers making snide comments about your sanity?" This time, Phillip's voice sounded in my ear. "Apparently, you…

— Jennifer Estep

People on radio and television started making nasty comments about me and I felt awful. Turning from a teenager into a woman is hard…

— Nicola Roberts

I'm going to miss the wind tunnel between Buildings 3 and 4. The ways in which the parking situation forced me to get 'creative.'…

— Michelle Beadle

“People who make snide comments to authors like "anyone can write a book" or "well, you did it, so obviously I can/it can't be…

— Michelle M. Pillow

Any time you read the snide comments or people who have a hard time separating fictional television from reality, that's sort of just water…

— Justin Prentice

“The lads I've met in cupid's deadlock Were - shall we say? - born out of wedlock”

— Dorothy Parker

As H.L. Mencken once said, 'nobody ever when broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.' Our show [All in the Family] countered that…

— Norman Lear

A man often runs the risk of throwing away a witticism if he admits that it is his own.

— Jean de la Bruyere

If you are a stand-up you can hone your material over successive performances, based on the audience response. Changing a single word or altering…

— Richard Herring

Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.

— Ambrose Bierce

Sometimes a witticism has no truth behind it.

— Michael Leunig

If you write something wrong enough, I'll be glad to make up a new witticism just for you.

— Larry Wall