Grass Quote by Lauren Myracle

“My ass was grass, and big brother was the lawn mower.”

— Myra McEntire

“Green grass is Happy grass.”

— Julius Veal

“You may not have the greenest yard, but you can take the shit you're given and fertilize your grass into something beautiful!”

— L.M. Fields

“Ask not the grass to give you green, and later walk all over it.”

— Anthony Liccione

“Almost all the things I love are to do with grass. Geese, sheep, cows, horses. Even dogs eat grass.”

— John Lewis-Stempel

“You're like crabgrass! Every time I turn around, you're on another part of the lawn!”

— Gordon Korman

“Logan, don’t be an ass.” “I have been sleeping in mud. I’m covered in dirt and blood and these were my favorite pants before…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“Grass stain?” “Annoying, probably permanent, essentially harmless. Kind of ugly.”

— Laurie Frankel

“I’ve played on grass my whole life, Scout. There’s no need for me to see what’s out there when it’s green beneath my feet.”

— K. Bromberg

“...the grass actually IS greener on the other side, but it's only because of the bodies buried there.”

— Robert Ford

“I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy and emits foul odors.”

— Jarod Kintz

“NOT MY BUTT!!!!”

— ZAch lilly