““Catia was surprisingly blasé about Paige’s coming home staggering drunk and sobbing about My Little Pony not being pretty enough; in the next morning’s house meeting, she was going through the motions rather than laying down the law. Considering that neither her own daughter or son had yet to return from the party, and that Leo, who’d taken us, hadn’t bothered to bring us back, even with Paige in that state, Catia wasn’t starting from a highly elevated moral perspective.””