Humour Quote by Laura Steven Download Open image ““Because you know my motto: do no harm, but take no shit.”” — Laura Steven ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour
“You can have all the right reasons in the world. They don’t mean shit, my friend, if what you do causes harm.” — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“Sometimes you say shit and you don’t stop to think how it affects other people.” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
“ Your goal is to reach the point where, no matter what happens in any given day, you just don’t give a shit.” — Stanley Bing Copy Share Image
“It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“NEVER HURT ANYONE YOU DON’T HAVE TO; NEVER TAKE ANY SHIT FROM ANYONE. WHEN YOU ARE READY TO DIE RATHER THAN BE PUSHED, PEOPLE… — Daniel Keys Moran Copy Share Image
“You do the shittiest things to the people you love the most. That's just the way it is. You always hurt the people you… — Jason Myers Copy Share Image
“Truth one: People will hurt you without reason. Truth two: You'll almost never get the chance to hurt them back. Swallow it.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Unless an old white man can profit from your sexuality, you better hide it, because if it can't be exploited, it will be punished.” — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“I get why he's lashing out. As a privileged white dude, he's used to being able to buy whatever he wants. He lives in… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“To the innocent onlooker it might seem sort of sweet. To me it seems like he's saying "I don't respect your decision not to… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“Basically, if you're a woman, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.” — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“Have you tried to find a job?" "Good God, that's brilliant!" I gasp, faux-astounded. "I had not previously considered this course of action!” — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“Someone posted a condom stuffed with dog turd through our letterbox this morning. Dumbledore got confused, bless him, and thought it was an exciting… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“As a feminist I feel immediately guilty because everyone is trying to encourage girls into STEM subjects now, but to be honest I’m not… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“The Friend Zone An imaginary area filled with self-professed Nice Guys who've been sexually rejected by women they've been Nice to. See also: A… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“What do I want to be now? Bold. Fierce. Honest. A fighter. A revolutionary. A bitch. Because the way the world treats teenage girls… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“You're cute when you babble," he says to my total horror and disgust, because unlike the popular noughties rock band, cute is never what… — Laura Steven Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
