Quote by Laura Stamps

“It's like I'm giving birth from my mouth.”

— Dmytry Karpov

“What a time to have a brain-to-mouth filter malfunction.”

— E.L. James

“Saliva is basically filtered blood.”

— Giulia Enders

“I was born with a broken key in my mouth.”

— Robert Black

“I once swallowed my difference without water on an empty stomach.”

— Simon Armitage

“I wondered if she really was that rude, or if she had some sort of medical condition where the filter between her brain and…

— Robin Palmer

“Is there anything in this place to drink that didn’t once filter through internal organs?”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I just like to know what I'm putting in my mouth before I swallow”

— Michelle Hodkin

“How you look isn't about the face you were born with, it's what you do with it.”

— Bridget Zinn

“If I wanted people to take me seriously as an adult, I was going to have to swallow a few tongues. Hopefully, without puking.”

— Jen Ashton

“It’s the first time in my life where I wish I had two mouths.”

— Jennifer Foor

“When you have a piece of gum... don't swallow it.”

— Maccaroni and cheeze