Quote by Laura B. Russell

“...the mustard on the roof of my mouth gave me the feeling that someone was removing my nasal hair with a blowtorch.”

— Marcel Theroux

“Keep a supply of horseradish, wasabi, and mustards (Dijon, brown, Chinese, Creole, chipotle, wasabi, horseradish, and the unique varieties of regional mustards), and vow…

— William Davis

I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.

— Anonymous

When I sneeze I say Pikachu. -.- cx

— Jasmine Laura

The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

— John Green

“This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort some pepper to see your ghost.”

— Jarod Kintz

I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your…

— Robert Benchley

“With a sudden pressure heralded by pricks of sweat along my drastically receding hairline, I swab the bottom of my salad plate with a…

— Jennifer Egan

“I had a nose tickle.”

— Chris Pine

I love a sneeze.

— Declan Donnelly

The honied tongue hath its poison.

— Publilius Syrus

“My dad smelled sort of like mustard, which is probably due to the fact that in the bed I also discovered a thing of…

— Adam Rapp