Quote by Larry the Cable Guy Download Open image ““I used to be a chick magnet. Now, I'm just a refrigerator magnet.”” — Larry the Cable Guy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You could tell a lot about a person from their fridge magnets, not that he'd thought much about them at the time.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
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“She is like a giant magnet, like those ones they use at the scrap yard to pick up old bangers.” — Lucy Vine Copy Share Image
“She was told it was magnetism that kept them engaged, and how do you separate magnets? You force them apart.” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
“Brrrrrr. Like a lady had handed me a pickle jar that I simply couldn't open, and I wasn't a man anymore.” — Tommy Walker Copy Share Image
“she's like a crayon drawing he's handing me, and like her or not I'll have to pin her to my refrigerator for years.” — Danielle Evans Copy Share Image
“For as long as I could remember, I'd been a magnet for male frontal nudity, as if I wore a sign around my neck,… — Nicole Castle Copy Share Image
“I might have been made of metal once, but not anymore. Like Pinocchio, I'd turned into a real girl. So far it sucked. But… — Natalie Standiford Copy Share Image
“How do you know you're a girl? I'm wearing a frock. And if you take it off? I get cold, so I put it… — Ivor Cutler Copy Share Image
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty to you… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars." — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man,… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it. — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I've been fortunate, I've been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you when you… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I LOVE WAL-MART. I CONSIDER MY JOKES TO BE VERY JEUVINILLE. STUFF A 14 YEAR OLD WOULD LAUGH AT BECAUSE THATS THE SENCE OF… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I was born and raised in Pawnee City, Nebraska. I lived right next to the sale barn and I raised pigs. My dad was… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh,… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff. — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
