Quote by L.J. Shen

“To tell you the truth, Father, I don't think God has a favorite football team, or a favorite religion.”

— Brad Thor

“Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who's your Daddy. Who's your Daddy, Gary?…

— Steve Sullivan

“God was, to me, a lovely dream, a brave make-believe daddy who provided comforting answers to those who couldn't bear the prevailing evidence.”

— Steve Almond

“A giant once lived in that body. But Matt Brady got lost. Because he was looking for God too high up and too far…

— Jerome Lawrence

“What if a statue of me walked past my clone frozen in thought? Which one of the two would make a better quarterback than…

— Jarod Kintz

“We just might make a quarterback out of you yet, you skinny little son of a bitch.”

— Robert Cormier

“After a couple of kids, there might be one good friend left. And that friend is never available because she has too many kids…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Daddy, why did God kill all those children?”

— Joseph Haward

“Daddy said that Jesus talked in parables because people have a tendency to hear but not listen. They look but don't see. I guess…

— Susan Gregg Gilmore

“If God existed, he, for sure, had a vice of his own, a woman he could not say no to and, he would have…

— Nina

“If I met a man who had eleven sons, the first thing I’d ask is, Are they all yours? And of course the next…

— Jarod Kintz

“Now I know my father was a certified man of God, but at a fairly young age, I decided that when it came to…

— Susan Gregg Gilmore