Declaring Quote by Kylie Minogue

I'd rather they call me a national treasure than a national waste of time. And yes, it does feel good, but I've had to…

— Boy George

I am aware of the words 'national treasure' being attached to me occasionally. It just makes me feel old.

— Paul Weller

I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written 'Butt-Head' next to the…

— Mike Judge

Yes, I hate it when people call me a 'national treasure'. It takes away your bite and makes you feel like a harmless old…

— Sue Townsend

I believe that every paper in the country should have one headline that when you read it, you laugh so hard you can't stand…

— Lewis Black

Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?

— Jerry Seinfeld

Only a newspaper! Quick read, quick lost, Who sums the treasure that it carries hence? Torn, trampled under feet, who counts thy cost, Star-eyed…

— Mary C. Ames

Every day, there's something that makes you go, 'Is this Funny or Die?' That can't be a real headline.

— Eric McCormack

Six years ago, I looked at a picture of the world's greatest newspaper men. I felt like a kid in front of a candy…

— Orson Welles

You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk, which is…

— Dave Barry

The ability for us to laugh at ourselves is Britain's saving grace.

— Martin Parr

Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder.

— Russell Baker