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More Guacamole Quotes

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• I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless… — Frank Bruni
• I've been touted for my guacamole. I'll stand by my method. People have asked me to come to their home… — Billy Gibbons
• The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato,… — Demian Bichir
• A molcajete is a stone mortar and pestle from Mexico. They're great for grinding spices and making salsa and guacamole… — Bobby Flay
• If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you… — Jason Mraz
• Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Holy green guacamole! (Selena) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• I always love a side of guacamole with everything. — Erin Heatherton
• My husband is American but Italian. Then I have the Mexicano side. I see both in my kids. My daughter… — Thalia
• Te tengo una propuesta sencilla. Vamos a mezclarnos como pan con mantequilla. Como refrito con guacamole. Bien mezclado como arroz… — Calle 13
• Gotta keeping moving, mami gotta get that guacamole. I got that purp and a little bit of gold I got… — Ludacris

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