Quote by Kory Stamper

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about…

— Demetri Martin

I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I…

— Dan Schneider

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

— Jenny Eclair

“And in winter, under my greatcoat, I wrapped myself in swathes of newspaper, and did not shed them until the earth awoke, for good,…

— Samuel Beckett

“Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after you’ve had diarrhea                                                                           Author – Unknown”

— Bianca Ku

“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes, even. Pretty…

— Greg Knauss

“every particle being connected with every other; you can't fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny joke with…

— Philip K. Dick

“Complain. Whine. Be a fusser. The story needs those as well, because every butt needs a joke, and the audience must laugh. Whether they…

— N.D. Wilson

“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

There are too many people writing about whether they just farted or not.

— Mick Hucknall

“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety percent of…

— Robyn Schneider

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.

— Robin Williams