Quote by Kirsty Dallas

“Like a vibrator bolted on a bulldozer, I’m a regular sex machine.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle…

— Josephine Myles

“A gentleman would have pretended he didn’t see those.” “I think we’ve established that I’m only a gentleman in public – not in the…

— Georgia Cates

“Is there literally anything you can’t make sound sexual?” “No. It’s like a superpower of mine.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“My choices were either too much alcohol or a whirl with my vibrator, and I was damned if I’d have a battery-provided orgasm starring…

— Sylvia Day

“[It] began to seem amazing how often it was assumed that having a vagina automatically meant I was less intelligent, talented, capable, and interesting…

— Francine Prose

“A funny thing about women and machines: the combination made men curious. They seemed to think it had something to do with them.”

— Rachel Kushner

“They say women can’t play guitar as well as men. I don’t play the guitar with my fucking vagina, so what difference does it…

— Brody Dalle

“I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.”

— Herman Melville

“What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!”

— John Irving

“I’d fire that woman if I knew how to operate a vacuum.”

— Joey W. Hill

“Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where…

— Michael Bassey Johnson