"You have to pretend that your life is……" — Kinky Friedman
"You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing."
More Autographs Quotes
- I can imagine that Rod Stewart likes giving autographs because he's pure showbusiness. — Ritchie Blackmore
- I don't even like to go out onto the streets sometimes because I can't get anything done. People want pictures… — Usain Bolt
- It's definitely a dream come true to be recognized and to be able to sign autographs. But, it's also a… — Christina Aguilera
- If there are people out by the bus, I'll come off the bus and sign autographs, too. I always want… — Luke Bryan
- Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. — Fred Allen
- I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to… — Tommy Chong
- Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr. — George Carlin
- Wherever we play golf, people come out here to get autographs. They obviously come out to watch us play and… — Bernhard Langer
- I sign so many autographs, my hand hurts every day. — Unknown Author
- People at rehab were stealing my hats and pens and notebooks and asking for autographs. I couldn't concentrate on my… — Eminem
- We had a showing of Battlestar in LA last week. I walked out the door and there were 50 people.… — Noah Hathaway
- It happened while I was filming “Water for Elephants in which my partner is Reese Witherspoon. We had a scene… — Robert Pattinson