Derp Quote by Kingemocut Download Open image ““if s*** hits the fan, chuck the fan in the loo”” — Kingemocut ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Derp Funny Pointless
“He held up his right hand and spread my fingers out in a fan. I held up my left hand and spread my fingers… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
“I'm just really active in the fandom." "What the fuck is 'the fandom'?” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“A fan is like the thighs of a woman: It opens and closes. A good fan opens with a flick of the wrist. It… — Rikki Ducornet Copy Share Image
“I know I can't be a Fangirl for my whole life, which is why I'll grow up to be a Fanwoman!” — Megxn Siu Copy Share Image
“Irritated fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.” — Anne Jamison Copy Share Image
Fans know my hair is my thing - I flip my hair every time I get in the ring - and believe it or… — Maryse Mizanin Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like, I got nothing man. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for one day just to see how it is to hang out with me. :3 — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
Me: okay it's 7am. Me: I should get up. Me:Just Five seconds. Me:Five Hours. Me: Five days. Me: Five years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
I went for an eye test this morning. The optician said to me, You definitely need glasses, mate. How can you tell without even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no distraction to hide what is real… I could pull the steering wheel. — Twenty One Pilots Copy Share Image
I bumped into my ex wife earlier, she said: I haven't seen you for years, how are you? Not bad I said, I've got a lovely flat... A fucking flat she interrupted, I've got a three bedroom house with a garden and a garage. Carry on loser. Like I was saying I smiled, I've got a lovely, flat stomached, sexy… — Anonymous Copy Share
That awesome moments when you find a song that you've been trying to find for a really long time. — The Blog That Describe Your Life Copy Share Image
“The rare derpicus man is know to live near the himalayas, in a cave made purely of dead weevils. His native tounge is unknown,… — Medic Copy Share Image
