Quote by Kim Harrison Download Open image ““Shove it up your ass and make a breath mint out of it!”” — Kim Harrison ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Ugh, my friend, you really need a breath mint,” I told him, sending a pulse of glamour into the brambly monster above me. “Let’s… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“I had a pain in my neck from sleeping funny, at least five hours’ worth of homework, and a newfound realization that woman cannot live on cherry-flavored lip gloss alone. I dug in the bottom of my bag and found a very questionable breath mint, and figured that if I was going to die of starvation, I should at least… — Ally Carter Copy Share
“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty fresh.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The gum is so minty in my mouth as I chew it, I can hardly inhale. It's like inhaling the steam off a block… — Laura Kasischke Copy Share Image
“How could something called 'The Breath of the Ass' help but bring trouble?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The gum looked fresh. I sniffed it and it smelled all right. I licked it and waited for a while. When I did not… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
“I drove 30 miles to buy some breath mints before I realized I had some already in my pocket. Then it took me another… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all outta gum!” — Duke Nukem Copy Share Image
I Hate when you offer someone with hot ass breath a piece of gum & they don't want it. NO BITCH. You NEED THIS! — Codiene_Dreams Copy Share Image
“I just took a shit that smelled like a dentist’s office. Open your mouth.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Maybe I could be friends with a ghost. I wouldn’t be able to kill him. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
My God", he whispered. What have I done to her? He thought, humbled. The spell was broken, but it wasn't sealed, and her soul… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I turned back to the mirror, seeing that there were no lines on it. It was empty. "What happened to my mirror?" I said,… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“Half of it was meticulously arranged as an office with her computer - faster and more powerful than an industrial-sized package of laxative -… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Actually,” I said, hesitant to bring it up, “I was thinking along the lines of a curse that can turn you human.” “Or witch?”… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“I’m giving you fair warning, Mr. Cormel. If you bespell Rachel, I’ll open up your head for the sunshine to come in.” - Jenks” — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
The demon had trouble remembering what she was doing, but she was powerful, sort of the crazy Wendy of the lost lord-of-the-flies boys. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Your hair is a tangled mess,"he said, thinking he liked it that way, like a lion's mane. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“From my ear Jenks snickered. “Awwww, you two are so sweet, I could fart fairy balls.” — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Uh... ," Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration. "I'm kidding," I said. "It passed the lethal-amulet test,… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I'll always be here," he said softly. "You can never fill my need, never drive me away, no matter how much you give me.… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
