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• As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
• The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. — Ronnie Barker
• I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to… — Roseanne Barr
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• In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry
• Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett

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