Chainsaw Quote by Kelley Armstrong

“Oh, my father sighs, if only we had a screwdriver that could unscrew wrongheaded ideas; if only we had a hammer to drive home…

— Stefano Benni

“What kind of a man would turn his daughter into an outboard motor?”

— Kurt Vonnegut

2 Chainz smoking loud like it's a newborn. Dad wasn't around, my father figure was Too Short.

— 2 Chainz

The first big thing that I did with my dad was the bicycle sequence in "The Great Muppet Caper," where Kermit and Piggy are…

— Brian Henson

“There was a sharp knock on the front door and being that it was a flimsy piece of shit the thing creaked and opened…

— James Cox

“What can you do?" he asked. It took me a few seconds to catch up to Daddy's question. He was asking about my snazzy…

— Molly Harper

“A brick could be used as a substitute for my father. I hate to admit it, but I think a brick would make a…

— Jarod Kintz

“At the pub my dad was waiting for me, a black-as-night beer and his open laptop on the table in front of him. I…

— Ransom Riggs (Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

“I know for certain there are a couple of pieces of wood in the barn back at Carnton. Enough for a child’s nativity.” “A…

— Tamera Alexander

“I've got a dad thanks. Your just the jerk who knocked up my mum and left her to figure out what to do with…

— Kelley Armstrong

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife…

— Judy Sheindlin

“Electricity," Purva said, rolling the strange new word around in her mouth, giving it at once an Australian and a French inflection. "Sir William…

— Sam Starbuck