Five Quote by Keith Waterhouse Download Open image “Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.” — Keith Waterhouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Five Including Ninety Percent Statistics
Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie. — George W. Buck Copy Share Image
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
I think that could be perhaps a little misleading and even our statistics can mislead people at the times though they are not misleading… — Norman Tebbit Copy Share Image
“Statistics lie. They are designed to sway opinions. Take the time to keep yourself informed on things that matter.” — Steve Maraboli Copy Share Image
The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
It has long been recognized by public men of all kinds. . . that statistics come under the head of lying, and that no… — Hilaire Belloc Copy Share Image
There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics. — Josefina Vazquez Mota Copy Share Image
“I felt mildly peculiar to be treasuring love letters for their grammar, but there was nothing else I could treasure them for.” — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a… — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia. — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along. — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might… — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax. — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died. — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The? — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones. — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
Should not the Society of Indexers be know as Indexers, Society of, The? — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
I made, like, five movies while I was in college. I think they just weren't memorable movies. I've taken breaks as the years have… — Jodie Foster Copy Share Image
Five days or five months, but it certainly isn't going to last longer. — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
The only regret I have in my career, is my managers wanted a big payday, and I wanted four or five more fights before… — Gerry Cooney Copy Share Image
If you look at the charts every year, there may be five or ten memorable songs from each year. — Randy Jackson Copy Share Image
I want to make myself and the crowd happy by way of something different, and that makes things difficult. I'm never playing something that… — Tiesto Copy Share Image
Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check.… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
I remember my friend Johnny von Neumann used to say, 'with four parameters I can fit an elephant and with five I can make… — Enrico Fermi Copy Share Image
That is the real problem of depression - a condition which will affect an estimated one in five of the population at some point… — Giles Andreae Copy Share Image
I don't think you should ever say, 'This is the last time'. Music isn't like that. You'll be sitting there not wishing to get… — Roger Daltrey Copy Share Image
I don't think we need a featuring though , because five of us are enough . — Kim Hyun-joong Copy Share Image
People who are complaining about the Fed are people who've been predicting runaway inflation for five and six years, and it hasn't happened. — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
I am naturally a thin person and I am 5'1" and putting on five or 10 pounds, that looks like a lot on me. — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
