Buttocks Quote by Katie Hopkins

If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots…

— Jack Handey

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

— Nikhil Saluja

The phrase 'working mum' makes me nervous.

— Victoria Coren Mitchell

When you're a full-time mum, you're constantly in that zone and doing breastfeeding and having a lot of boredom, too!

— Davinia Taylor

Working mums and stay-at-home mums get a tough time. You're damned if you do and damned if you son't. You just have to do…

— Holly Willoughby

Being a Mum is a big job.

— Rita Ora

I got the performing itch.

— Bishop Briggs

I've got a flat bum and I'm just going to have to embrace it.

— Maura Higgins

“Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.”

— Matthew Inman

Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?

— Beavis And Butthead

I take my hat off to mums who have lots of kids. Anyone that says being a mum isn't a full-time job has obviously…

— Ashley Jensen

Your a diaper beacuse you are always on my butt and full of crap

— Autumn Kohler