Quote by Katie French

“Doctors are my most favorite (human) conversation Partners.”

— Sino Melo

“Lina had never seen anyone so disorganized as the doctor. She peeked into the medicine room once when the doctor was out and was…

— Jeanne DuPrau

“Shep needed this to go down quiet and fast.”

— Jessica R. Patch

Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then

— Tommy Cooper

“I have a great gynecologist who is as gifted at listening as she is at rectal exams.”

— Tina Fey

“He wasn’t acknowledging my self-diagnosis at all. What kind of doctor is this? ”

— Ree Drummond

“I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I wanted commentary on my ass, I would go to a proctologist.” My”

— Penny Reid

“I went to the doctor," said the woman next to Ethel. "I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'" [...] She went on:…

— Ken Follett

“Intemperance is the physician's provider.”

— Publius Syrus

“If I remember correctly, I called you an asshole doctor." "That's no more than the truth... except I'm not a proctologist.”

— Kathleen Gilles Seidel

“She’s the bridge between the doctors and the people, and you can see the strain of balancing between those two worlds.”

— Gayle Forman