Young Grasshopper Quote by Kate Daniels

“I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.”

— Jesse Petersen

“Dad leapt over the garden wall instead of going through the gate. Sadly he didn‘t do himself a severe injury, and so he lives…

— Louise Rennison

“Ben,” Dad snarled. He was tired. “Life jacket and safety harness. Always. When you’re alone on deck at night, we’d never know if you…

— M.H. Herlong

“I didn't understand why I needed help, because it seemed to me that you should wear heavy boots when your dad dies, and if…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“Father died. You need to come home.”

— Kate Perry

“I don't know if I killed my dad or not.”

— Jeanne Willis

“This again. Climbing. It’s like I’ve died and become Spider-Man.”

— Wynne Channing

“Here I am, just turned fifty, and I forgot that my father isn’t dead yet!”

— David Sedaris

“And my dad, who was somehow still dead, did what he sometimes did―died again, seconds after my waking.”

— Jeannie Vanasco

“the problem is, my dad died while fighting in vietnam. he got hit head on with a cooked grenade. his head blew through his…

— Gary Busey

“Usually a missing limb would do the trick, but I think my Mom and Dad were on to me. So”

— Zack Zombie

“You are in good shape for a dead man.”

— Mario Stinger