"Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring……" — Karl Pilkington
"Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts."
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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"Just to have my kids be in the sun every day-picking avocados, going for a swim," she says. "Even for…
— Gwyneth Paltrow
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Three days a week and Im home at the ranch in Fallbrook with my avocados.
— Martin Milner
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English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts.
— Mia Hamm
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I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless…
— Frank Bruni
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He created the flavors! He created the colors. He created it all, and he did it all out of the…
— Matt Chandler
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This is my breakfast: Two poached eggs, turkey bacon, and a half avocado. The yolks in a poached egg are…
— April Bowlby
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I feel old and vulnerable. I now realise that I knew nothing and know nothing, but back when my career…
— James Nesbitt
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I love things that are indescribable, like the taste of an avocado or the smell of a gardenia.
— Barbra Streisand
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I do love my avocados, which are great for the skin. I eat pretty healthfully.
— Mary-Louise Parker
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I spent years working in low-budget horror films. When you've done 'Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death,' you…
— Adrienne Barbeau
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The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato,…
— Demian Bichir
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...the avocado is a food without rival among the fruits, the veritable fruit of paradise
— David Fairchild
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