"Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation…" — Karl Marx

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• I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me. — Tallulah Bankhead
• In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since… — Les Claypool
• Masturbation! The amazing availability of it! — James Joyce
• A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. — Karl Kraus
• The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. — Truman Capote
• The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. — Patrick Murray
• Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag… — Anna Kendrick
• My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to… — Roddy Piper
• I was an altar boy, a spokesperson for the Virgin Mary, I was a choir boy but then at the… — Guillermo del Toro
• Clinton masturbates in the sinks. — Ann Coulter
• If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again. — Dennis Miller
• It is called in our schools 'beastliness', and this is about the best name for it... should it become a… — Robert Baden-Powell

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