Jez-stukeley Quote by Justin Somper

“That should sober him up" "Actually, he hasn't started drinking yet”

— Justin Somper

“My last words to him were to assure him that we would bring Sally to join him later. And you know what your dad…

— Justin Somper

“Who are you?" "I'm the stuff of your nightmares... Actually, I'm the stuff your nightmares wake up screaming about”

— Justin Somper

“So I'm deputizing for the deputy, am I?, asked Connor with a grin.”

— Justin Somper

“Well, if pirates are bad, And vampires are worse, Then I pray that as long as I be That though I sing of Vampirates…

— Justin Somper

Death is death. Whether you die smiling or with tears in your eyes, it amounts to the same thing. A whole heap of nothing

— Justin Somper

“Trust the tide, Gracie. Trust the tide.”

— Justin Somper

However bad your life appears, things could be far, far worse

— Justin Somper

“Leave nothing but footprints, Take nothing but memories”

— Justin Somper

“So how do you make your exit?" she asked. "In a puff of smoke? Or do you just vaporize?" He grinned at her. "Much…

— Justin Somper

“After you then, buddy. Youth before beauty”

— Justin Somper

“But I know how much you care for me. I read it in the ribbon. Lorcan sighed. Did you really need to read the…

— Justin Somper