Nature Quote by Junior Dè Rèál Testament

Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.

— Anonymous

You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.

— Owen Wilson

Away from politics, we need to openly discuss the frequency by which our females - teens & adults alike use female condoms in Uganda.…

— CHILL SAUCE KTN

Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.

— Carlos De'shawn Banks

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

— Anonymous

Real women don't need love they need to be wanted. Real men need love and need their women to be there when their not…

— Surgeo Bell

Real women don't lie, cheat or steal. They don't lie around waiting for something to happen to them, they look for fixable problems. They…

— KM II

Real men don't lie, cheat or steal. They don't lie around waiting for something to happen to them, they look for fixable problems. They…

— Josh Lund

I don't give a fuck, Without condom.

— Viki Prasad

“Speaking of which, about assuming you had a condom—I just meant that you, with your experience, would be prepared for responsible sex, even if…

— Roberta Pearce

Its fuck the world, no condom.

— Lil Wayne

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

— Adam Carolla