Vagina-dentata Quote by Juliet Cook

“..Like the cavities of missing teeth in some giant denture, into which new ones were to be fitted.”

— Bess Streeter Aldrich

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

— Demetri Martin

“Moving from phonetics to etymology, ‘vagina’ originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword. Ain’t got no vagina.”

— Inga Muscio

“But as the 20th century dawned, Freudian psychology promoted the regressive notion that women suffer an intrinsic deficiency resulting in “penis envy.” Freud wrote…

— Joan Marler

What is this word that broke through the fence of your teeth, Atreides?

— Homer

My dick is a manatee your girl vagina is the reef now watch my dick swim down deep

— Adolfo Rodriguez

We were taking some photos one day in front of one of these old antebellum homes, and one of us said the word. And…

— Dave Haywood

“An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It's a totally ridiculous, completely unsexy word. If you use it during sex, trying to be politically correct-- "Darling, could you stroke my vagina?"--…

— Eve Ensler

When giants fought, ants were crushed.

— Rachel Caine

“What bothers me most about my teeth is that they don’t travel loin south, don’t sprout from the Mother Mouth. Vagina dentata, come closah,…

— Virginia Petrucci

“Hello, little girl," he said, which was only his first big mistake. "I'm sure you want to know all about hedgehogs, eh?" "I did…

— Terry Pratchett