Creative writing Quote by Julie Schumacher
““October 16, 2009 Avengers Paintball, Inc. 1778 Industrial Blvd. Lakeville, MN 55044 Esteemed Avengers, This letter recommends Mr. Allen Trent for a position at your paintball emporium. Mr. Trent received a C– in my expository writing class last spring, which—given my newly streamlined and increasingly generous grading criteria—is quite the accomplishment. His final project consisted of a ten-page autobiographical essay on the topic of his own rageful impulses and his (often futile) attempts to control them. He cited his dentist and his roommate as primary sources. Consider this missive a testament to Mr. Trent’s preparedness for the work your place of business undoubtedly has in store. Hoping to maintain a distance of at least one hundred yards, Jason T. Fitger Professor of Creative Writing and English Payne University (“Teach ’til It Hurts”)””
About This Quote
Source Letter: Recommendation Letter for Mr. Allen Trent, written by Jason T. Fitger, Professor of Creative Writing, Payne University, 2009
The writer humorously endorses a student with poor grades, highlighting his candid self‑analysis of anger and attempts at control.
In simple terms: A quirky recommendation that mixes humor with insight into personal struggles.
Key Takeaway
Consider the value of self‑awareness in job candidates.
Themes
humor
education
self‑reflection
Mood
playful
critical
Type
satirical
professional
When to use this quote
- academic recommendation
- creative writing
- personal essay
Key Concepts
writing
character assessment
employment
personal growth
Questions to Reflect On
- What role does humor play in evaluating competence?
- Can self‑analysis compensate for lower grades?
A Different Perspective
The recommendation may downplay the seriousness of the candidate’s academic performance.
