Fairy godmother Quote by Julie Kagawa

“Fairy godmothers didn't exist, and even if they did, they wouldn't wave a magic wand and make everything better.(Not without a contract, anyway.)”

— Julie Kagawa

“It strikes me as horribly ironic that you apparently need a Fairy Godmother to properly manage your courtship of a Fairy Godmother.”

— Jenniffer Wardell

“Sometimes you have a fairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own”

— Kristen Chandler

“...but there were no faerie godmothers. There were only mothers and grandmothers, and there was no magic wand to wave over a person's heart…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“I wished for my fairy godmother, the good witch of the north, or some other bitch with a wand.”

— Jocelynn Drake

“Why any self-respecting fairy godmother would pass them over for an inane twit who relied on animals to do her housecleaning was beyond her.”

— Marie Hall

“But the next time I have to play fairy godmother, I'm shoving a wand up someone's ass.”

— Lexi Blake

“If only fairy tales were real. Somebody could wave a wand and magically make things how they used to be.”

— Chris Colfer

“My mother was a pathetic patchwork witch who had used magic so much to meddle in her own life that she had no integrity…

— Jo Walton

“I think it is right that you should know I am here in the capacity of a private enquiry agent." If she had announced…

— Patricia Wentworth

Once upon a time there was a fairy godmother, but the rest of the time there was none. This story is about one of…

— Diane Setterfield

“I wished for my fairy godmother, the good witch of the north, or some other bitch with a wand to glide in here and…

— Jocelynn Drake