Nature Quote by Julie Halpern

“...about a year after that, I was invited to go to a mental hospital. And, you know, you don't want to be rude, so…

— Carrie Fisher

“Have you ever had a date so bad, it makes you contemplate a lobotomy?”

— Steph Campbell

“But my stomach starts constricting because I MIGHT HAVE WANTED IT TO BE A DATE. I mean, what is that? Dates lead to commitment…

— Nyrae Dawn

“Date?” I hear the hardness creeping into his voice. “I’ve escorted a lot of women around this town, and I’ve fucked a hell of…

— J. Kenner

“I was in a mental asylum? When the fuck did that happen?”

— Darynda Jones

“My ideal date would involve painful silence. My ideal date wouldn't involve me.”

— Sam Pink

“Like, you're never alone here. But also, you're never with people. It's possible this isn't a hospital-specific problem, come to think of it.”

— John Green

“See, I have dated death and decided he was not the man for me.”

— Kara Petrovic

“An actual date with a boy. This is possibly, definitely the number one best thing that’s ever happened to me. And I have no…

— Becky Albertalli

“But I tended not to date men who ever showed up for me.”

— Kimberly Novosel

“The last place I want to be is the hospital, but I'm not stupid. I know when it's time to go in. I am…

— Marya Hornbacher

“Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the…

— Vicki Lesage