Well soon Quote by Julie Halpern

“I didn’t have a boyfriend. I had someone to watch horror movies with while my best friend was too sick with cancer.”

— Julie Halpern

“Raisins again. I like raisins, but I have a habit of losing one or two on the floor every time I eat them. I…

— Julie Halpern

“I did it." Who leaves a message like that? Who is so paranoid that they have to be so cryptic? If this wasn't day…

— Julie Halpern

“So love is possible at the Loony Bin. Or, at least, lust.”

— Julie Halpern

“It's amazing how something can be blue and yet absolutely colorless.”

— Julie Halpern

“When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!”

— Julie Halpern

“Can we stop calling it a bucket list? Again: implied death,” I noted. “I thought it meant all the things you can fi t…

— Julie Halpern

“I can't buy the idea that we're supposed to live and learn from horrible things. That somehow these things happen so we can grow…

— Julie Halpern

“I have always kept a stack of library books next to my bed as a lifeline. If I ever woke in the middle of…

— Julie Halpern

“I hardly think it wise to put the idea of flying into the heads of impressionable teenagers who are already battling the challenges of…

— Julie Halpern

“Her words were generically profound, like a Hallmark card I’d skim over to get to the check.”

— Julie Halpern

“I know a flute player is technically called a "flautist," but something about it sounds a little sketchy, as does "pianist," so I will…

— Julie Halpern