Answering machines Quote by Judy Horacek

Fax me a fact and I'll telegram a hologram or telephone the son of man and tell him he is done. Leave a message…

— Saul Williams

“Some days, I was instructed not to pick up the phone at all. I would take down the messages left on the machine; bring…

— S.E. Anderson

“Dad. Why haven’t you called me? I left you a million messages.” “You left me too many messages. You shouldn’t be calling me or…

— Anonymous

I discovered there are some messages, left by other artists. I've just started to draw, say, to share the visions with them, or to…

— Pawel Althamer

The dead have no ears, no answering machines that we know of, still we call.

— Bob Hicok

I think people who aren't in film experience that when they hear their voice on an answering machine or something.

— Natalie Portman

I'm definitely a child of the 21st century and I prefer texting to phone calls, but I would prefer an answering machine over all.

— Brendan Dooling

You wonder if God doesn't have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in which category…

— Tom Robbins

I remember a few years ago I was sitting at home with my wife watching the Oscars. I was sitting on the couch and…

— Christopher Walken

What I like best about the telephone is that it keeps you in touch with people, particularly people who want to sell you magazine…

— Dave Barry

People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear…

— Mike Myers

Like most people, you listen to yourself on the phone or an answering machine and you're like, 'Ugh.' So to do something with just…

— Angelina Jolie

“She never answers during the day," Max explained. "She lets her machine pick up." People like you are the reason other people get answering…

— Richard Russo

Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call…

— Erma Bombeck

[Answering the phone] Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again.

— Frank Sinatra