Board Quote by Joshua Slocum

“She tried to ignore that, this close to the man, he had the overpowering chemical scent of a manly shower gel. The sort that…

— Maggie Stiefvater

Who do you think it was that brought the bottle to her?

— Nicholas Sparks

It was beyond embarrassing or humiliating or even mortifying. It was ego-slaying!

— Wendelin Van Draanen

We hit it off immediately, especially Helene, who was a 'swallow-life-in-big-gulps' kind of person.

— Julia Child

Having watched herself in the speckled mirror ... she was already shocked beyond surprise at what the flat hand of age could do.

— Mary Lee Settle

“She felt faintly embarrassed by the sheer profusion of things she had for putting in baths, but she was for some reason incapable of…

— Douglas Adams

I was supposed to fight a guy back in the day. He didn't shower, specifically to throw off his opponents. Thank God I got…

— Luke Rockhold

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

— Bob Hope

“She looked worn from a long day in the office but she did not let one single complaint slip from her lips as she…

— Emily Curtis

CPR dummy looked like him and had clearly been stabbed. Repeatedly. In the groin. He thought she might have used the dummy for target…

— Gena Showalter

The chaos surrounding her was confusing. Everyone was suddenly talking at the same time. Perhaps she should try to swoon after all, Christine considered.…

— Julie Garwood

At the very last moment, just before its lips claimed hers, its grip on her face relaxed slightly and she did the only thing…

— Karen Marie Moning