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I was in a lake in 'Love Actually', and I was attacked by some hideous aquatic beast and was rushed to the hospital by…

— Colin Firth

When I was little, I fell in the toilet and somebody had to come get me out. I was really embarrassed because I was…

— Nick Cannon

That Evan Dunham fight, I went back to not being serious. I was going to the lake and literally brought some wrestling mats down…

— Donald Cerrone

That was probably the most important fight of my career...he was this crazy guy, who acted like most adults that I knew as a…

— Roy Jones Jr

When I was 13, I was in my tent at Girl Scout camp, trying to change out of my bathing suit and talking at…

— Casey Wilson

I took my basic training on a golf course in Florida. Then I was on the boxing team. We did some demonstrations, and they…

— Mort Walker

Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker.

— Anonymous

I couldn't fight, and I wasn't particularly interested in the academic. So I started doing satiric bits in the school bathroom. Guys would cut…

— Freddie Prinze

Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked…

— Jack Paar

I fell off stage and bruised some ribs. The worst part was that the audience didn't realize I was gone.

— Richard Marx

In high school, I got smacked and kicked around. Two bloody noses. It was horrible.

— Steven Spielberg

I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this…

— Judith Viorst