Quote by Joseph Heywood

“One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of god’s existence.”

— Steve Aylett

“They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.”

— Gardner Dickinson

Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.

— James Reston, Jr

Golf asks something of a man. It makes one loathe mediocrity. It seems to say, "If you are going to keep company with me,…

— Gary Player

“The old drunk told me about trout fishing. When he could talk, he had a way of describing trout as if they were a…

— Richard Brautigan

“Of all the recreational activities of man, golf had to be the stupidest. The massive effort to beat nature into submission--daily moving, watering, and…

— Maggie Thrash

“He had a point. The planet was being destroyed by manufacturing processes, and what was being manufactured was lousy, by and large. Then Trout…

— kurt vonnegut

“Why was this ridiculous-looking man barging into the middle of the arena, yelling his head off and swinging a golf club like some kind…

— Stacy Gregg

“Trout trudged onward, a stranger in a strange land. His pilgrimage was rewarded with new wisdom, which would never have been his had he…

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“I hate golf. It's the genteel version of seal-clubbing, only not as much fun.”

— Lauren Beukes

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

— Leslie Nielsen

“Golf can't be taught, it can only be learned.”

— Joseph Parent