Quote by Joseph Heller

The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes…

— Joseph Heller

“You can't come in, colonel," she told him. "You may be in command of your war, but I'm in command of my house.”

— Gabriel García Márquez

“But Jack, you're just a Captain and I'm the General. I order you not to go. He tried to smile, . . . .These…

— Nancy E Turner

“No fucking way. Commander? You ain't got enough stupid in you to be an officer," Jacqs blurted.”

— Lyn Gala

“I was sandwiched in between the Colonel and Hanrahan. I looked at the driver and nodded at the crowd in black shirts. “This the…

— John Donohue

“and a great, choking moan tore from Yossarian’s throat as McWatt turned again, dipped his wings once in salute, decided oh, well, what the…

— Joseph Heller

“Look, I might keep interested in this if you stop shouting it all over the island and if you stick to killing Colonel Cathcart.…

— Joseph Heller

“Sergeant Tin said it would be easier to just call you Corporal. She said you go back and forth, promoted one day and busted…

— Henry V. O'Neil

“And if the Colonel thought that calling me his friend would make me stand by him, well, he was right.”

— John Green

It's his word against the Commander's, unless he wants to head a posse. Kick in the door, and what did I tell you? Caught…

— Margaret Atwood

“Greetings from your friends at Camp Half-Blood, et cetera. This is Leo. I’m the…” He looked off screen and yelled: “What’s my title? Am…

— Rick Riordan

“Is it some law of human nature that you inevitably become whatever your first commander was?”

— Orson Scott Card