Quote by Joseph Heller

The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes…

— Joseph Heller

“Last night in the latrine. Didn't you whisper that we couldn't punish you to that other dirty son of a bitch we don't like?…

— Joseph Heller

“Yossarian nodded and listened to Milo tell him that the decent thing to do if he did not like the way Colonel Cathcart and…

— Joseph Heller

“Yossarian's attitude toward his roommates turned merciful and protective at the mere recollection of Captain Black. It was not their fault that they were…

— Joseph Heller

“The only end in sight was Yossarian's own, and he might have remained in the hospital until doomsday had it not been for that…

— Joseph Heller

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

— Joseph Heller

“Clevinger really thought he was right, but Yossarian had proof, because strangers he didn't know shot at him with cannons every time he flew…

— joseph heller

What would they do to me," he asked in confidential tones, "if I refused to fly them?" We'd probably shoot you," ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen replied.…

— Joseph Heller

From now on I'm thinking only of me." Major Danby replied indulgently with a superior smile: "But, Yossarian, suppose everyone felt that way." "Then,"…

— Joseph Heller

Who's they?" He wanted to know. "Who, specifically, do you think is trying to murder you?" "Every one of them," Yossarian told him. "Every…

— Joseph Heller

“Next time I'll try getting captured. Just to keep things interesting." He tossed Mal a rifle. "Shall we?" "I can't tell who's who!" I…

— Leigh Bardugo

“Engage the enemy more closely.”

— Charles Faddis