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“Clevinger really thought he was right, but Yossarian had proof, because strangers he didn’t know shot at him with cannons every time he flew…

— Joseph Heller

Who's they?" He wanted to know. "Who, specifically, do you think is trying to murder you?" "Every one of them," Yossarian told him. "Every…

— Joseph Heller

“But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong.”

— Joseph Heller

“Yossarian's attitude toward his roommates turned merciful and protective at the mere recollection of Captain Black. It was not their fault that they were…

— Joseph Heller

“The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on”

— Joseph Heller

“It was a vile and muddy war, and Yossarian could have lived without it—lived forever, perhaps. Only a fraction of his countrymen would give…

— Joseph Heller

“Only a fraction of his countrymen would give up their lives to win it (the war), and it was not his ambition to be…

— Joseph Heller

“and a great, choking moan tore from Yossarian’s throat as McWatt turned again, dipped his wings once in salute, decided oh, well, what the…

— Joseph Heller

“The only end in sight was Yossarian's own, and he might have remained in the hospital until doomsday had it not been for that…

— Joseph Heller

“Yossarian nodded and listened to Milo tell him that the decent thing to do if he did not like the way Colonel Cathcart and…

— Joseph Heller

“Last night in the latrine. Didn't you whisper that we couldn't punish you to that other dirty son of a bitch we don't like?…

— Joseph Heller

The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes…

— Joseph Heller