Cartoon Quote by Joseph Barbera

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also…

— Louis C. K

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer……

— Bill Watterson

Christmas is the alcoholidays

— Sigmund Freud

I hate to say it, but Christmas as a kid was always a moneymaking venture for me. I played trumpet, and a friend of…

— John Tesh

The threat of Christmas hung in the air, visible already in the fretful look of passersby as they readied themselves for the meaningless but…

— Anonymous

“It was those children who became the temporary centers of attention and deference at Christmas, and the joy and gratitude on their faces and…

— Stephen Nissenbaum

“Christmas celebrations in the early colonies to the condemnations today of the commercial nature of the feast.”

— Anne Rice

Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.

— Larry Wilde

It was the beginning of the greatest Christmas ever. Little food. No presents. But there was a snowman in their basement.

— Markus Zusak

A lot of Christmas episodes of comedies are comedies trying to be dramas.

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg

Christmas was close at hand, in all his bluff and hearty honesty; it was the season of hospitality, merriment, and open-heartedness; the old year…

— Charles Dickens

Mum and Dad used to do a lot of entertaining. We had quite a nice house, so everybody descended on us at Christmas -…

— Ainsley Harriott