"She wears her clothes as if they were……" — Jonathan Swift

"She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork."

— Jonathan Swift

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271 Quotes by Jonathan Swift

Jonathan Swift has 271 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

A carpenter is known by his chips.
The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot,…
The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot,…
A fig for partridges and quails, ye dainties I know nothing of ye; But on the highest mount in Wales…
I love white Portugal wine better than claret, champagne, or burgundy. I have a sad vulgar appetite.
The two maxims of any great man at court are, always to keep his countenance, and never to keep his…
I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.
Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its…
It is a maxim, that those, to whom everybody allows the second place, have an undoubted title to the first.
Men of great parts are often unfortunate in the management of public business, because they are apt to go out…
Who can deny that all men are violent lovers of the truth, when we see them so positive in their…

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Clothes and manners do not make the man; but when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance. — Henry Ward Beecher
I barely can go shopping for clothes. I find it difficult to walk into stores. The whole thing bores me… — Paul Auster
I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from… — Dan Aykroyd
I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on. — Josephine Baker
I personally battled with my own body image for years. I used to tell myself, You can't wear anything sleeveless… — Drew Barrymore
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. — Joseph Addison
I like nice clothes, whether they're dodgy or not. — David Beckham
The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. I've always been a size 14 to 16, I don't care… — Adele
Even if I did have, you know, a 'Sports Illustrated' body, I'd still wear elegant clothes. — Adele
I archive a lot of my clothes and have them wrapped up and in boxes. I call them 'little tombs'… — Halle Berry
Not all my shoes are designer. In terms of clothes, everything is on the same level for me. If I… — Sophie Ellis Bextor
I couldn't figure out what to wear under my clothes. The body shapers were too thick at the time. — Sara Blakely

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