Taxes Quote by Jon Woodson

“What I'd like is a lobotomy, a clean job, the top of my head neatly sawn off and designated contents removed.”

— Carol Shields

“I often wonder what type of evolution has occurred inside the minds of those our society has cast aside because they couldn't afford a…

— Tyler Kent White

“I'm not paying to have my head shrunk. I'm so interesting they ought to pay me.”

— Ruth Harris

“Hadn't one of my all-time favorite reveries been to become a cranky hermit, live unperturbed in my house, and have things brought to me…

— Laurie Notaro

“Whether I was a genius or not did not so much concern me as the fact that I simply did not want a part…

— Charles Bukowski

“Perhaps you’ve owned something in your life to which you ascribed particular pleasure. A treasured toy, perhaps. Some photographs. The steel skull of your…

— Brandon Sanderson

“I know the moment he figures out what happened my opportunity to clean up and shave my legs will be gone. It isn’t rational,…

— Stephie Walls

“All things built with tax money are beautiful: so we must think or go mad.”

— Catherynne M. Valente

“If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff.”

— Theresa Paolo

“If they were rich, they'd be described as eccentric rather than mentally ill.”

— Jack Heath

“I had to ride my bike to and from their god damn plant way up north in the high-chemical crime district, and reachable only…

— Neal Stephenson

“If a paycheck could change your life, do you think they’d let you have one?”

— Cory Doctorow