Covered Quote by Jon Richardson

“My favourite pub game is, of course, snooker. Any game whose rules basically amount to finding a table covered in mess and slowly and methodically putting it all away out of sight is one with which I can empathise emphatically.”

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Covered Favourite Findings Games Mess Pubs Sight Snooker Tables

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