Choice Quote by Johnny Shaw

“can’t digest food unless it has some E. coli in it for flavor. All this nutrition nonsense is horseshit.”

— Johnny Shaw

“i ain't got the energy to argue. i'm an old man and i got to take a shit.”

— Johnny Shaw

“Real life doesn’t come beautifully wrapped with a bow on top. Most events usually look more like a three-year-old’s attempt to wrap Mommy’s gift.…

— Johnny Shaw

“Even a desert hare will take a finger off the dumbass that tries to pet it. If the desert can make a bunny that…

— Johnny Shaw

“Back at the Date Palm, Bobby and I drank like we had received federal funding to study the impact of beer and Tennessee whiskey…

— Johnny Shaw

“Apparently, nothing focuses a drunk like a quest.”

— Johnny Shaw

“They wore the uniform of the desert bro. Think frat boy who never went to college. Jersey Shore without the water. Farmer’s tans made…

— Johnny Shaw

“Sometimes you don’t win the war. You don’t even win any of the battles. All you have left to celebrate is the victory of…

— Johnny Shaw

“In the city people bitched when you asked them to help you move. Out here a neighbor would help you shovel shit for eight…

— Johnny Shaw

“it doesn’t matter what we want, it’s what we do with what we have.”

— Johnny Shaw

“Should've known when I met her mama. The big, fat acorn didn't fall too far from the big, fat tree.”

— Johnny Shaw

“In film theory, it’s called the Kuleshov Effect. A blank expression taking on whatever emotion the context implies.”

— Johnny Shaw