Housework Quote by John Skow

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

— Erma Bombeck

Housework can kill you if done right.

— Erma Bombeck

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.

— Erma Bombeck

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it

— Dopekidd

Housework is what a WOMEN done that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it...

— Anonymous

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

— Evan Esar

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

— Joan Rivers

“The secret of surviving housework is simply to do it. Pull the plug on the part of your brain that always wants to negotiate…

— Veronique Vienne

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

— Joan Rivers

Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.

— Marilyn Sokol

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.

— Ann Oakley

The secret of surviving housework is simply to do it. Pull the plug on the part of your brain that always wants to negotiate…

— Veronique Vienne