Abc Quote by John Podesta

John Kerry is finding out that it is no fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat. He had…

— Bill Maher

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him to be…

— Jon Stewart

“Guards punished anyone caught taking bones from the garbage by fastening the bone between his teeth, across his mouth, and then tying like a…

— George Levy

Kerry is saying that Bush never showed up for his national guard duty ... and now Bush is on the attack. He's accusing John…

— Jay Leno

John Kerry is a sphincter. Okay, that's a bit juvenile.

— Jonah Goldberg

“We all know he kept a bowl of live frogs by his resting slab in the Oval Office that he would snack on during…

— John Hodgman

John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was…

— David Letterman

As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush's service in the National Guard, like where he was…

— Craig Kilborn

“ This is ridiculous. He was a thirty-two-year-old man who felt like a schoolboy on his first real date. One on which he was…

— Donna Kauffman

A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at John Kerry now, as opposed to a few months ago, they believe he's had…

— Jay Leno

The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut,…

— David Letterman

“... and Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, I'll tell ye a little story. I was in Times Square in New…

— Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh