Act Quote by John Pinette

I made $225.81 a week as an accountant, and I went to $400 a week as a stand-up. I was up to $800 a…

— John Pinette

I was an accountant for six months, and for the last three, I didn't do much work.

— John Pinette

All I'm really doing is talking about going on diets and... just about being a big guy. Why should that be any different from…

— John Pinette

My philosophy in life is just to laugh as much as possible through the good and the bad - to laugh at the tragedies…

— John Pinette

I'm one of the larger mammals. Everyone in my family was large, mom and dad, my two older sisters. If you meet a skinny…

— John Pinette

The guy who made the shoes for 'Hairspray' said putting shoes on me was like putting a pump on a ham. I found out…

— John Pinette

Let's face it, it's a skinny world out there.

— John Pinette

I started off doing impressions. It was a comfortable way to get started.

— John Pinette

My cholesterol count has a comma.

— John Pinette

I want to talk about being a big guy... it's not a fat joke. It's a joke about living the way you live.

— John Pinette

I'd done the movie 'The Punisher,' and Travolta was in that, though we didn't have scenes together. We met at the premiere and he's…

— John Pinette

I don't do ups, ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law

— John Pinette