"There are some people who watch NASCAR for……" — John Oliver
"There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes."
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98 Quotes by John Oliver
John Oliver has 98 quotes on this site.
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't…
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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More Crash Quotes
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one of 526 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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My biggest fear ever is to be involved in a plane crash, so when that happened... well, I'm just thankful…
— Travis Barker
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When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell…
— Jim Bishop
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Surfing is such an amazing concept. You're taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, 'I'm gonna ride you!'…
— Jolene Blalock
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Viewed from a distance, or through the eye of the All-Knowing CEO of the Universe, the crash of 2008 followed…
— James Buchan
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Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in…
— Muhammad Ali
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A friend told me about the casting notice for 'Queer Eye.' I was in Chicago and I had a contract…
— Ted Allen
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Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in…
— Wernher von Braun
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The more we lose, the more he'll fly in. And the more he flies in, the better the chance there'll…
— Graig Nettles
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The pilots I worked with in the aerospace industry were willing to put on almost anything to keep them safe…
— Nils Bohlin
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Nothing said I had to crash.
— Bob Hoover
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I do not use airplanes. They strike me as unsporting. You can have an automobile accident-and survive. You can be…
— Isaac Asimov
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If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
— George Carlin
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