Accept Quote by John Oliver

I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them.

— Mark Lowry

I like really bad puns - proper, red-top, nasty puns - I find them funny.

— Johnny Flynn

“Beware of puns and other clever wordplay. The only people who appreciate puns are the people who can do them. It’s like water polo;…

— Scott Adams

In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

— Greg Proops

I'm probably doing puns more than anything in my life.

— Scott Aukerman

The goodness of your true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.

— Edgar Allan Poe

The goodness of the true pun is in direct ratio to its intolerability

— Edgar Allan Poe

I love making puns.

— Fred Gwynne

Puns are a form of humor with words.

— Guillermo Cabrera Infante

I'm very competitive about puns.

— Mel Giedroyc

I feel that I am entitled to trample all other considerations into the dirt in my pursuit of a satisfying pun.

— Neal Stephenson

I think the humor of double puns is incredible.

— Richard Lederer