Computers Quote by John Green

“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut…

— Kim Harrison

“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ”

— Benjamin R. Smith

“My computer is a tool not a way of life. The real world is outside.”

— Kirk Ward Robinson

“No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.”

— Anonymous

“A second later the door opened and Murphy glared up at me, blue eyes bright and cold. "Get more away. I've been fighting this…

— Jim Butcher

“That computer is my rabbit hole; the internet is my wonderland. I am only allowed to fall into it when it doesn’t matter if…

— Francesca Zappia

“Those Emergent fuckers have taken away all the I/O that works. I can’t use voice, I can’t use head-up displays. All we have are…

— Vernor Vinge

“Hot, short, thorough," I said. I hesitated before adding, "Please." It never pays to insult computers that are smart enough to form sentences. Not…

— Mira Grant

“I’m here because they ain’t made a computer yet that won’t do something stupid one time out of a hundred trillion. Seems like good…

— Hugh Howey

“Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. There's just not much middle ground when it comes to technology.”

— Dani Harper

“I have a well-deserved reputation for being something of a gadget freak, and am rarely happier than when spending an entire day programming my…

— Douglas Adams

“Aim for a million bucks, you suddenly need a billion. I upgraded my computer, but it wasn't enough. No matter what, it ain't fucken…

— D.B.C. Pierre